jared....i noticed that you are still wearing your "student" name tag with the blue background as opposed to the standard issue IP name tag w/ the white background. what type of message will you be sending to your students with such a blatant disregard for academy standards? i imagine the following scenario unfolding.................
JARED: "how many revolutions per minute and in which direction does the gyro gimbal spin inside the attitude indicator at a calibrated a/s of 144 knots at 7 degrees left bank and 3.5 degrees nose down with an OAT of 10 degrees celsius at 4,529 feet and 29.93 in your kolsman window"
STUDENT: "what power setting?"
JARED: "25MP/2500RPM."
STUDENT: "uh.....i don't even know what a kollsman window is. maybe if you wore a standardized name tag, then i would be compelled to put forth the required effort."
let's get that taken care of jared. also, i suggest giant mirrored aviator sunglasses and license plate holders that read "FAA certified pilot" or "i'd rather be flying" although they are not required. we're working on that though.

I appreciate the comedy, but I must know who my secret admirer is.